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Postman Pat UNCUT

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We all know Postman Pat. You know, that lovable, letter-delivering chap who lives in Greendale. With a male cat called Jess (don't ask). We all know Pat.
Or do we?
A little known fact about postman Pat is that he's a MASS MURDERER!
 

This website will expose Postman Pat for who he truely is (and with some nifty colours and dazzling visual effects). 

He's still at large, and he hasn't just got letters in his sack... 

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Small Print: Due to the fact that only this page shows up on Google and I want loads of people to find my site, I'm going to include the following words: Ebay bargains, Amazon, DVD hire, fan, fanclub, latest news, film, movie, films, movies, weebl, wobbl, bob, mod, mods, Prince of Persia, San Andreas, PC, GTA, Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, Peter Kay, forum, virus, Andrew Marvell, Tony harrison, Battlefront, Dungeon Siege, walkthrough, FAQ, cheats, tips, download, downloads, free, RAM, phone cover, cheap, gallery, pictures, Ricky Gervais, Hitchhiker's Guide, Martin Freeman, Chris Morris, Harry Potter, Halfblood, Half Blood, Rowling, Dominic Monagham, Billy Boyd, Nightwish, video, e-mail, live, show, theatre, performance, train times, musical, Post Office, Pillow Hat Clan, and stoats. 

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